An Open Letter to Rick Wakeman
Dear Mr. Wakeman:
You may remember my friend Lisa from such classic photo recreations as:
There’s a little game I like to play called “Lisa or Rick?”
But the game has taken a dark and unexpected turn.
Suddenly, I’m having trouble telling the two of you apart.
And who could blame me? After all, you don’t just share a hairstyle and wardrobe.
You both have stage presence, off-stage presence, and a taste for intriguing instruments.
The struggle is real.
But there’s hope.
Mr. Wakeman, I know that if I saw the two of you together, side by side, I’d learn to recognize my friend again.
Think about it: you can meet the one and only Lisa, I can learn to tell the two of you apart again, and Lisa can stop fielding constant requests for “Catherine.” Wins all around.
We’ll see you in Chicago on Saturday, Mr. Wakeman. And, very likely, you will see us.
Love,
Maggie
Episode 18: Bliss and Ignorance
Episode 18: “Bliss and Ignorance”
Show Notes
Happy Halloween, everyone! I hope you have a spooooky day. Halloween is one of my favorite holidays just because any opportunity to wear a costume is a good one. I attended a phenomenal Pink Floyd tribute show over the weekend. (Their name is Dark Side of the Loon, which is HILARIOUS because the loon is the Minnesota state bird.). I was Chris Squire this year, the amazing and unforgettable bass player for Yes, and even though nobody knew who I was, I was really proud of myself, I looked fucking spot on.
And I had the comfort that far away in a distant state, my friend Lisa was Rick Wakeman, again, although she doesn’t generally need an excuse for that.
Man, wouldn’t it be fun to have a giant party where everyone had to come dressed as a musical legend? I feel like it would be really cool if people didn’t really know each other super well and met in this crazy musical context. Plus it would be really fun to be able to hang out with a bunch of musical legends.
OK, switching track a little bit, serious question: Have you ever wished you were an old-time monarch or religious figure who had endless reserves of cash to commission giant pieces of art for your mansion?
Well, if you have, I have an exciting opportunity for you that gives you that same feeling of pride and patronage, without having to spend all the cash or pay heating bills on a drafty old mansion. You still get the art, you have plenty left in your pocket to support other writers and artists, and I get to write more bonkers stoner fantasy instead of painting virgins and carving saints.
Seriously though, I do have a really cool announcement to make.
No Dragons Press is now on Patreon!
Now, if you don’t know about Patreon, here’s a quick overview: you’ve heard of Kickstarter, which is a way of crowd-funding a project, breaking up the cost of production into tiny pieces that people interested in the projects can help out.
Patreon is kind of like that, but it’s geared more toward artists working on long-term ideas. The idea is that the artist (or author or podcaster) does what she loves, and consumers or listeners who choose to support contribute just a dollar a month to help make the work sustainable.
So, since this is officially the eighteenth episode of No Dragons Press, now seems like a good point to kind of stop and assess the situation.
One big thing with Patreon is consistency, and understandably so. They don’t want you to build a relationship with a community of readers and supporters and then suddenly disappear like four installments in and have all these weird unmet expectations. That’s why I waited to long to even entertain the idea of accepting this kind of support from you guys, because I wanted to be absolutely sure everything was working out and I wasn’t going to just suddenly ghost you.
And I think I’m on pretty solid ground on that front. Just to check in about the series, I’m planning five books and they’re all pretty much outlined. Book one is actually finished and maybe halfway through the first draft of book two, so that’s my progress. Now, there’s still a few things shifting around as far as scenes—last week you may have noticed that it was a little on the long side that was a result of me combining two scenes until 130 or maybe some more of that—but let’s say for the sake of my math abilities that we’re going end up with about 40 scenes. (I think it’ll be about 42 or 43 but 40 is easier to work with.)
So if we estimate the same number of scenes for each book, that’s 40 scenes times five books equals 200 total scenes for No Dragons Press. Seriously guys, that’s just under four years of once-a-week podcasting. Now, I can’t predict the future, so the frequency of that could change or this could move into some other format—I have no idea.
But I’ve kept it up for 4 1/2 months now, so given my current trajectory and the fact that I’m having a lot of fun, I don’t see why I wouldn’t just keep podcasting the entire series. But for the immediate future, I’m definitely going to be podcasting book one in its entirety, and I fully intend to continue it with book two, so buckle in!
Another thing with Patreon is building relationships with supporters. A lot of people who produce regular content like bloggers and podcasters also produce exclusive content just for their Patreon supporters; some creators make their entire body of content exclusive to supporters; it all depends on the individual artist and what makes the most sense for their work.
In my case, I think I want to just keep on keeping on, and keep bringing you a chapter a week at nodragonpress.com/podcast.
I love the story and I love the feedback I’ve been getting, and I really want to continue making it available freely to whoever wants to listen to it. I think that’s important.
But I do need to start thinking about the podcast as more than just a fun hobby and really look at making it sustainable for those 3 1/2, four years so I can keep making it available. You guys might not know this, and I don’t think I really fully understood it before I was balls deep in it, but it really isn’t cheap to run a podcast. There’s hosting for the actual episodes, and there’s website hosting, there’s a solid chunk of time that I spend every week recording, and editing, and putting this together, which doesn’t even touch my actual story-writing time.
Then there’s all sorts of business-type things that I haven’t even scratched the surface of, like expanded distribution, social media outreach, advertisements, eventually I need to look into transcription services so I can do more interviews and not have to type all the shit out myself—you know, there’s just a lot to do.
I’m really happy to do it, but that’s why Patreon is so amazing: it’s this way to open up a stream of support for people who are really positive about what I’m doing, and it only costs any individual person a dollar a month. You know, it doesn’t sound like a dollar could possibly be helpful, but if you think about it and do the math, you know, if I have, say, 25 people supporting me monthly, that goes along way towards helping me pay for at least the monetary costs I’m putting into it, which just makes everything a lot easier.
And it’s more than that. You know, it’s a way for people to go beyond feeling appreciation really feel ownership and pride. It’s a way for people who maybe really enjoy fiction but don’t have the time or inclination to develop a novel for themselves to feel like they’re helping to put something creative out into the world. It’s a way for – you know, I know I talk very lightheartedly about marijuana on the show and in this book, and if you haven’t gathered by now, I have a bit of an ulterior motive with how casually Addie treats smoking and being high.
There’s a lot of important policy decisions being discussed right now and a lot of knee-jerk reactions to media headlines, and I think a lot of what’s fueling those reactions and standing in the way of important progress is fear. I think our best way forward through all this shit is through education, and as advocates for the good that cannabis can do in the world, it should be our biggest goal right now to make people open and receptive to the science and the data and the financial experiences of legal states.
I believe a bumbling, sweet, wilderness-savvy young woman like Addie who is way more capable than she realizes can help change peoples’ minds and help break down these knee-jerk, unfounded negative ideas of what marijuana is and who is using it and what it can do, and to do that I need to be able to expand my outreach. With your support of one dollar a month, you will help give me the ability to invest in some of those important distribution opportunities and marketing strategies that are going to help get this project in front of more audiences.
So, in addition to helping me expand the visibility of this podcast, visiting patreon.com/nodragonpress and signing up to donate one dollar a month will get you access to an exclusive members area. I’m not totally sure yet what this will entail, and actually I’d love to hear from you guys about that, but for now I will do my best to thank you by sharing early versions, exclusive artwork – I have a few ideas and you can be sure that I will scheme up something.
Something else I want to mention: if you’re not feeling the financial support thing right now, that’s totally fine. I WANT you to keep listening keep enjoying the show keep telling your friends—that’s plenty of support, and I really appreciate the opportunity to talk to you every week and read you my story.
And if you understand appreciate what I’m trying to do and you want to help make the podcast sustainable, or if you’ve just been enjoying the story and want to show your support, head to Patreon.com/nodragonspress to be one of the very first special group of contributors to help No Dragons Press: A HIGH FANTASY Fiction Podcast reach new audiences and really level up in a big way.
Thank you all so much. I will not forget your support.
So! I’ll jump right into chapter eighteen, I think you’re in for a treat. And quick disclaimer: DON’T WORRY, this is not a romance novel. There are a few mushy bits to get past, but there is plenty of action and intrigue to balance them out, and I’m really excited about this chapter because maybe even more than Tristan’s bonkers electrical bubble, this is where everything changes.
Thank so much for listening to me talk about Patreon and tell you a little about the story. I always have so much fun. Now, I hope you enjoy Chapter 18: Bliss and Ignorance.
Episode 17: The Mysterious Nathan Trowbridge
No Dragons Press Episode 17: “The Mysterious Nathan Trowbridge”
Show Notes
These are the show notes from No Dragons Press: Episode Seventeen: The Mysterious Nathan Trowbridge. (I start reading the chapter somewhere around 5 or 6 minutes in.)
Hey guys, hope you had a great weekend!
I had a really interesting weekend, kind of a ridiculous story to report.
So, I was in Wisconsin for this wasn’t really a festival, sort of a one-day concert with two stages and different bands and you walked back and forth as you wanted to.
OK, let me set the stage for you: there are three main locations for this story: the park, where the event happened, and about a half a mile away toward the downtown area, the hotel and the local bar we always go to that has live music.
More on that later.
So we’re in the park, enjoying the festival and the music, drinking beer, hanging out, say hi to some of the bands, and head off toward the bar. And at some point in the night, I realize…I don’t have my phone.
To backtrack a little bit, it wasn’t exactly a Halloween party–it was sort of a pub crawl thing. Long story short, my costume ended up involving a lunch cooler—you know, those things where the entire side zips off and folds back—so I had that because it was part of my costume. (I love costumes!)
So we’re at the bar, I realize holy shit, I don’t have my phone. I was not super excited about losing it, so I walk all the way back down to the park from the bar, they’re shutting down, we’re talking to the cleanup crew, nothing in the green room, nothing where my car was—nothing. There’s nothing.
Eventually, I head back to the bar for a while, and then just go back to the hotel and go to sleep.
Meanwhile, our friend who’s staying in the room with us is just gone—he’s just somewhere. I have no idea.
So I’m sleeping like shit—you know, when you’re anxious—and I’m just laying there thinking, where’s my phone, where’s my phone.
I’m not really this absentminded! I don’t lose my phone—I’m not a person to just take things out of my bag and leave them places. And all I keep thinking is, there was this guy who—when we were backtracking, somebody had suggested going online and doing this tracking thing with the computer. And I thought, yeah, when I get back to Minneapolis and I’m near a computer…yeah, great advice, thanks. And I’m just assuming he’s talking about one of those tracking programsyou had to pre-install.
So I’m laying there and—side note, eventually my buddy does come back, just completely zombied out with makeup, metallic…I don’t even know. They afterbar’d, went to breakfast, and they were coming back at like 7:30. So he comes back in, I let him into the hotel room, I’m just trying to figure this out.
I’m thinking, OK, it’s possible that it’s somewhere in the hotel. So I go to the desk, nothing there, I check in my car again, nothing—in the bright light of day, it is nowhere to be found.
Then I see these computers sitting in the hotel lobby. And I just keep thinking of this guy who told me about this tracking your Android thing.
To back up a little bit, my phone’s been having battery issues so I’ve been keeping it on airplane mode a lot. I’m really only taking it off of airplane mode if I want to you know, upload a picture or something, and then I’m putting it right back on airplane mode. But sometimes I forget.
They’ve got free coffee in the lobby, and everyone is sleeping, and I just feel terrible. So, totally not expecting it to work, I Google “how to find my lost Android phone” and fucking sure enough—basically in about three clicks, I’ve got a map, in this hotel lobby, of the park the festival was in, with a little pinpoint directly in the center of the park. That’s my phone.
I’m just looking at this like—oh my god, my phone! We were walking around on top of it.
So I go upstairs to get it and I wake up my husband to tell him I’m heading out, and he’s really excited, because he’d been helping me find it the night before, so he springs out of bed and we jump in the car and we go down to the park.
I had taken a photograph of the Google map in the hotel lobby with my husband’s phone, so we get down to the festival, it’s like 8:00. They’re just starting to clean up, the stages are town down, there’s a guy doing the garbage thing. So I look around, and my husband’s looking around, and the guy kind of smiles at us, and I ask him if he’s seen a phone.
So he’s explaining to me, no, I haven’t seen a phone, what kind of phone do you have, and I see husband just pointing to the ground like five feet from us. “Is that it?”
So I look, and there it is: soaking wet with dew, facedown—wouldn’t have seen it even if he had been able to call me the night before, which by the way his phone had died—thirteen missed calls from the Great Phone Search, and right in the guy’s path where he would have come right across it about twenty seconds later if we hadn’t rolled up and walked right toward it.
So, against literally odds, I got my really expensive phone back! And I’m still just kind of in chock right now that that happened.
The beer was good, some of the bands were good. Other than that, saw some friends, heard some music—yeah, can’t complain.
I guess the moral of this story is, if you have a Halloween costume, make sure to build in a really good place for your valuables, because it turns out a lunch cooler is not an excellent purse. Lesson learned.
Go zombies.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy Chapter 17, “The Mysterious Nathan Trowbridge.”
(If you need me, I’ll just be here with my phone, hugging it to my chest and never letting it go.)
Enjoy!
Thanks for listening, you guys!
OK, I know there’s been a lot of wandering around in the woods and stuff—that’s the thing with reading one chapter a week, is that things don’t always happen super quickly.
You’re going to want to check in next week, because shit is definitely going to start to happen, some momentum is going to pick up, and I’m really excited that we’re approaching this point in the story and really excited you’re here with me! I hope you tune in next week, and thanks again.
Hey, and if you like what you’ve been hearing, make sure to tell a friend! It’s the best way to help me reach people who might appreciate what I’m doing. Tanks so much for your support and see you next week—can’t wait!
Take care.
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Episode 16: Hunting and Gathering
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Episode 16: “Hunting and Gathering”
Hey, everyone! I hope you had a great weekend!
Awesome week, awesome music.
I spent pretty much the entire weekend hunkered down working on high-level business shit and listening exclusively to Gentle Giant, so today I’m feeling a little weird, but good. (And not just because of the Gentle Giant.)
Speaking of Gentle Giant. I did manage to escape for a bit yesterday, I went over to a friend’s house when he texted me that he had found something new to listen to that he thought I might be interested in.
To tell you a little bit about my friend first, he’s got the greatest record collection in the entire world. Well, probably not, but definitely in my experience outside of actual record stores. He’s literally got a music library in this house, and of particular interest to me, of course, is that a whole lot of it is progressive rock.
So, my friend is always picking up really weird finds at record stores. Sometimes he’ll recognize someone in the liner notes and just go for it sometimes he’ll be intrigued by the artwork or the studio blurb, whatever it is, maybe it’ll be awesome, maybe it’ll be terrible, but it’ll definitely be something he wouldn’t have heard if he hadn’t just picked it up.
First of all: Gently Giant is amazing.
He knows that what I am into is very specific: early- to mid-70s progressive rock, the weirder the better. I’ve already mentioned Gentle Giant, which—I’ll try to put some stuff in the show notes.
(Guys. Check out Gentle Giant:)
He knows I like really technical playing, you know, lots of crazy time signatures, I mean Yes is one of my favorite bands, so that should tell you something.
Raven: Unreleased mid-70s album
Anyway, the record he came up with was this band called Raven. It was recorded originally in 1976, but it was never released until 2013, but it’s entirely original. I guess they recorded this album and signed a record deal and then the label went bankrupt immediately.
So we listened to it, and it was really good! Like, really talented people, crazy high vocals, a lot of technical stuff, you know, very kind of chugging guitars, you could hear a lot of 80s. Who knows what it would’ve turned into if this would’ve gotten released at the time? What what magazines would have sad about it, or reviewers?
It’s just really interesting that they never had the chance to fit into their contemporary landscape and see where that would’ve taken them, but it’s so cool that now, in 2013 they released like 500 copies. It just blew my mind that so many bands try to capture that vintage 70s sound and here we were sitting there listening to this lost treasure that almost never saw the light of day.
All your obscure unheard prog are belong to me
It made me wonder how much more there is out there from this era that I’m just obsessed with and kind of dismayed at how there’s a finite amount of it. It also made me wonder whether every writer has old, unpublished material they’ve abandoned along the way.
I mean of course everyone has the practice stuff that shouldn’t see the light of day, but I’m talking about fully fleshed-out or even completed stories, things we maybe didn’t feel were right for the time or didn’t have our shit together enough at the time to pursue.
In any case, hold onto that stuff if you have it, and take a look every now and then. Maybe there’s something in there that the world’s been waiting for.
You look like you could use some more Gentle Giant.
Have I mentioned Emily is amazing?
So! Onto the No Dragons Press front: I met with Emily last Friday to brainstorm some ideas for the artwork over on Ascraeus Press. I don’t know if you guys realize this but the picture she draws are pretty huge. She’s got them all in this giant binder and it’s always super fun to just page through them and realize—I mean, you guys, this is episode 16. That’s drunk! And like I told Emily, without her enthusiasm and her help, I really don’t think I would be doing this.
And you guys, too—I just saw another spike in the podcast stats, and that’s just so awesome to see, thank you guys so much. You know, I don’t have the greatest outreach still, but I think more importantly, I’m still seeing that people who start with episode one tend to keep going, and I’m really encouraged by that.
So really, if you’re listening to this episode 16, I’m so happy you’re still with me. thank you.
Thanks for listening, you guys. Hey, so my studio is usually pretty good at blocking out the sound—eveywhere but the roof. And even though it was the end of October, there was a freak rainstorm in Minneapolis, so that’s what you heard a little bit of toward the end. Sorry if it was super obnoxious.
Thanks, and have a great week!
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Episode 15: Righteous Anger
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Episode 15: “Righteous Anger”
Hey guys, thanks for listening.
I don’t know if you guys saw the debate, but, I have just two quick things to say.
Be good role models.
And fucking vote.
With that out of the way, please enjoy chapter fifteen, Righteous Anger.
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